DONALD DUCK & MINNIE MOUSE….
Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that
they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, “Do
you have a condom?” Donald says “No.” Minnie tells Donald that if
he doesn’t get a condom that they can’t have sex and suggests to
Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that maybe they sell them at
the front desk. Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the
front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms. The clerk
says “yes we do” and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it
to Donald. The clerk asks “Would you like me to put that on your
bill?” Donald says “NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?
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