Don’t Say this to a Cop When…
Top 10 Things Not to say to a Cop when you are PULLED OVER:
10. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece.
9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky?
8. I know I was weaving, but I can’t find the Honeycomb Hideout!
7. On the way to the station let’s get a twelve pack.
6. You’ll never get those cuffs on me…You Wimp!
5. Come on write the freaking ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
4. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a pork queen?
3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
And the Number One Thing You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop:
1. I’m surprised you stopped me, Robins Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
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