51. The next time you have a party be sure to stock up on super glue.
When the victim falls asleep put the super glue on their zipper of
their pants.

52. The Bathroom Bomb: The trick is to happen upon some poor shmuck in a
stall when you go into the little cowboy’s room. Don’t say anything
or make any tell-tale noises that might give your identity away. Get
about a yard of paper towel from the dispense r, crumple it up, and
get it really wet. Make sure it is really dripping. Now, you can
either lob it grenade-style over the door and onto his
lap/head/whatever, or, with practice (tough angle) you can stick it
to the ceiling above your targets head. It will drip down on him and
eventually peel off and land on his head. He will be helpless to move
out of the way, considering what he is doing.

53. During the week or so that the biology students are mutating fruit
flies, spread the rumor that water works just good as oil in killing
off your fruit flies. In reality they just escape from the water and
swarm everywhere. Someone is bound to believe you and try to save
money by drowning them in thier dorm sink.

54. Take a dorm door off it’s hinges and put police tape on the hole where
it used to be.

55. Put a sign that says “Janitor’s Closet” over someone’s dorm. Then
dress up like a janitor and knock constantly asking for trashbags or
disinfectant.

56. Hide many different alarm clocks throughout the victim’s room and set
them all for different times.

57. If your planning on leaving for the weekend, set your alarm to go off
automatically every morning at 5:00 am, and lock your door.

58. Knock on the dorm door a couple times and run. Repeat a couple times.
Tell your ‘buddie’ that you can’t seem to knock loud enough for the
people to come out and have him knock on the door and stand there.

59. Go to a beverage center. Ask for a free cardboard box (the low-cut
kind). Find a bait shop. Buy a couple containers of earthworms. Close
windows in the target’s dorm room and turn off the air conditioning.
Put the worms in the box. Put the box up high (on top of a shelf).
In a couple days the place will smell like a dead body. Works
best in summer.

60. Dare someone to try and drink six full glasses of water. Little do
they know that the bathroom will be occupied by your friend (or is
that a mannequin?) the whole night.

61. For a sticky shower, unscrew showerhead that your evil roommate
showers in and put a piece of hard candy in there. Replace head and
don’t forget to avoid the shower. Yellow Jolly Ranchers work well
and don’t change the water’s color.

62. If the building is heated by a hot water system, throw grass seed on
the floor during the Christmas break in winter and when the roomate
cames back after the winter break there will be a lawn in the room!

63. Reset his or her alarm to the early morning.

64. Buy (or make) one of those wallets that flare up inside when opened
and replace it with your roommates wallet.

65. Rip a few KEY pages out of a bud’s textbook right before finals and
hang them around the dorm.

66. Take Kool-Aid packets and pour little strands of Kool-Aid on your
roommate’s sheets. When the victim sleeps they will sweat. And when
they sweat, the kool aid will get in their pores and they will be
colored.

67. While the victim sleeps, remove any containers of milk that they may
have in the fridge. Proceed to add an entire container of finely
ground hot pepper to the coffee grounds in their automatic coffee
maker. They are out of luck after sipping their cup of java the next
morning, because the only liquid that doesn’t make the hot pepper
worse is, of course, milk.

68. While your victim is out, replace the legs of his bed with empty
“Bud” bottles. Pull his sheets so they drape over the side of the
bed (restricting the bottles from his view). Crash!

69. While your roommate is sleeping, sprinkle fake insects all over them
(gooey and slimey ones too!). Wake ‘em up.

70. Paint a roommate’s face while they sleep. When they wake up they
will wonder why everyone is looking at them and laughing. HaHaHa!

71. Replace sugar in sugar bowl with an antacid. When someone goes to
put sugar in their coffee it will foam up and out of the cup.

72. Put bubble gum behind the wheels of a chair.

73. Superglue the handle of a toolbox to the top.

74. Hide all the extra rolls of toilet paper and glue the last together.
What creative idea can they use to wipe?

75. Wet your hands. Go behind an unsuspecting person and pretend to
sneeze loudly. Then wipe your wet hands on the back of the victim.

76. Put Nair on a man’s legs while he is asleep or if you’re really mean,
put it on their head or in their shampoo. Call him Baldy or Slick
when it’s over!

77. Place shaving creme in the hand of one who is sleeping. Tickle
their face and watch them slap their face. They’ll wake in a
state of terror.

78. During winter time in any part of the country where it gets really
cold, take your victims mattress, soak in water until it has
reached it’s saturation level, then hang it outside until it
freezes solid. Once solid, replace on the victim’s bed and make
the bed up to look like normal. Brrr…

79. Fasten a sound module from the crying baby dolls to the bottom of
someone’s chair. Is there a baby crying?

80. Wait till your victim is away for a weekend. Dip everything plastic
(pens, phones, etc.) in liquid nitrogen, break it, and stick it
together again. Everything plastic will break when he picks it up.

81. During a family dinner, keep an empty jug of water on the table.
When somebody asks you to pass the jug, pretend it is full of water
and heavy. The victim will apply what he considers is the appropriate
strength needed to pick up the jug. This will cause the jug to jerk
up to a significant height. Maybe they’ll fall off their chair!

82. If you live in a dorm with tiles on the bathroom door, pour
rubbing alcohol in the cracks, wait for your victim to go into
the bathroom and seat himself. Light it. (Be sure to keep a fire
extinguisher around.) Add some evil sounds for more effect.

83. Place your sleeping friend’s hand in a bowl of warm water. WeeWee!

84. Cover the door handel with something sticky such as ketchup, dog
doo, or glue. What type of creative method will they try to open
the door?

85. Slip something red in with a friend’s white load of laundry at the
dorm laudromat… PINK UNDIES!

86. Put shaving cream in the tips of someone’s shoes. It’ll squirt out
at the ankle if you have enough in.

87. Turn an overhead projector on and place it so that the light is
facing a closed door. Whoever opens it will be greated with a
flood of light. Works great when a bud has a hangover!

88. If you’re going home to visit the family, cover your body with
temporary tattoos the day before.

89. Put Suran wrap over the toilet bowl but under the seat. It’ll
catch it all!

90. Don’t just short sheet the bed next time, add Corn Flakes between
the matress and sheets too.

91. Dump a whole bottle of detergent into the toilet tank. This
produces great billowing suds out of the bowl on first flush.
Especially great if first flusher is sitting at the time. OooWee!

92. Put baby powder inside a friend’s hair dryer. They’ll smell AND
make a mess.

93. Sprinkle finely ground powdered milk underneath your victim’s
sheets. It acts like powdered sugar in the sense that, as you
sweat in your sleep, it dissolves and comes up through the sheets
onto your body and into your pores. But your sweat makes it sour,
and when it gets into your pores, it stays there. You smell very
strongly of sour milk for about a week. sniff… sniff…

94. Take one of those musical greeting cards rip out the part that
actually plays the music. This is only about the size of a quarter.
When the victim isn’t watching, plant this somewhere near them.
Since it is so small, it is relatively easy to hide in a pocket
or a purse.

95. Put goldfish in all the toilets. Where did they come from?

96. Go into the bathroom while the victim is taking a shower, and pour
a bucket of REALLY cold water over the top of the shower curtain.

97. Get a LOT of condom wrappers and put them in the bathroom garbage
can while your male friend kicks you out for that romantic dinner
with his girl. Slap…

98. Replace a guys undies (especially briefs) with ones one or two
sizes too small. Itch…

99. While the victim is asleep carefully put Vaseline between their
toes. The person’s toes will start to wiggle. The apparent
mechanism is that when your toes start slipping against each
other, your mind insists on making them slip and slide more and
more. The upshot of this is that the part of the mind that’s
supposed to be getting rest is busy moving toes. The victim ‘wakes
up’ having had no sleep at all.

100. Put cherry Kool-aid in the shower head. Is that blood coming from
the shower head?