101. Get some of those mini-firecrackers that you can throw and they
will pop. Put some on the toilet seat or on the edges of drawers
for a scare.

102. Place a knife with ketchup on it on the victim’s bed to make it
look like it was the scene of a murder.

103. Turn all the pictures and posters upside down. Another test of
their sanity…

104. If your victim is your roommate, switch the material in your waste
baskets and pull his bed away from the wall a quarter of an inch
every day. Sanity test…

105. Cut hair off of a doll and place it on the victim’s bed. Nickname
them after thier loss of hair.

106. For faucets with an optional squirt hose, rubber band the trigger
down.

107. Obtain a large cellulose sponge, trim to make sure it is about
1/2″ thick. Make sure edges are rounded to an other than square
shape. Offer to cook dinner. Chicken fry the sponge.

108. Soak a roommates underware in water and tie it to things in the
freezer (or outside if it’s winter). This can be compounded by
the option of house sitting during their vacation. If you do this
to the underware in their drawer, they will only have dirty undies
from the vacation to ware. Ewww…

109. Fill a small box with the punch-holes from paper tapes. Remove
the bottom and place it on a bookshelf. The victim will pick it
up letting all the holes everywhere. Simple but sweet.

110. While your friend is sleeping, carefully water down his mattress.

111. When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray and tape
it to his door and to the door frame near the knob. Fill it with
unpopped popcorn. When he opens the door (from the inside,
obviously) he’ll have popcorn flung all over the place. Tough
on the vaccum too.

112. If the victim uses Head ‘n Shoulders or Selsun Blue shampoo, add
a few drops of methylene blue (available in pet stores) to a full
bottle. Over time (if the victim is fair-haired), you will notice
their hair turning BLUE, as methylene blue stains all organic
material.

113. Buy a teddy bear with one of the ‘buttons’ manufacturers put in
them to make the sound or music play. Tear it out and place it in
the victim’s pillowcase. Is it a dream?

114. Take their stuffed animals, soak them in water and put them in
the freezer.

115. Make the cook of the house mad and peel all the labels off the
canned foods in the pantry.

116. Prior to trapping the victim in their room by some creative
method, plant a cellular phone that has had its keypad
disconnected. Needless to say, keep calling!

117. While your dormmate is asleep in bed sneak into his room and
cover his entire floor with dixie cups that have been filled
with water. Make sure you cover the entire floor not leaving any
room to walk, when they wake up they will have no choice but to
drink their way out.

118. While dormee is in room with door closed take a grocery sack
which has had some flour poured in it and crease the opening so
that it can be slipped under the door. Once it has been slipped
under the door jump on the bottom of the bag sending flour all
over their room.

119. At lunch, get some butter and a glass. Put the butter on the
bottom of the glass and stick it, butterside up, to the bottom
of the table. As soon as you do this, walk away from the table.
Hopefully, someone will sit at the table. When they sit to eat,
the butter will melt and the glass will fall.

120. Make a small, off-center hole in a can of shaving cream and then
heave the can into the victims open door. As the pressure spews
the cream out, it will spin the can and create a real mess.

121. Polish the floor and stick teflon to the legs of select items of
furniture.

122. Butter all of the toilet seats and/or doorknobs in your wing of
the residence. SlipSlip…

123. Get a lightbulb and remove the wire. Fill it up with Corn Flakes
and flour. Hang it by a pulley and attach the rope to the door.
When they open the door it will drop like a bomb. Be prepared to
clean up…

124. Enter subscriptions in a neighbor’s name to some filthy
homo/bondage magazines you can find, and change his address by
one so that another neighbor receives them.

125. For a pair of roommates, switch all or their possesions.

126. Tape together a bunch of sheets of newspaper to cover the
victim’s doorframe. Then tape a big sheet over the doorframe and
leave a gap of about two or three inches between the sheet and
the door. Fill the gap with paper balls right to the top of the
doorway. The victim will be showered with a barrage of paper
balls. Obviously, the door has to swing in for this to work.

127. While someone is in the shower, take all their clothes and his
towel and hang them outside. TeeHee…

128. When someone goes into the bathroom (or another room with a door
that must be pushed open), tie one end of a rope or chain to the
outside doorknob, and the other end to a fixed object like a
dishwasher.

129. After making sure that the victim is out or sound asleep (if the
victim is in make sure he can’t get out), put a line of baby
powder along the bottom crack of the door (or on a piece of paper
and slide it under the door). Then use the blow dryer to spray
the powder into a fine mist that will cover everything in the
room. Messy…

130. Kidnap some small beloved object (teddy bear, etc.) or some
embarrassing possesion of the victim (underwear, etc.). Once its
owner has noticed it’s gone, suspend it from a window in the
dining hall, TV lounge, physics building, whatever.

131. Distribute a roommate’s furniture throughout campus. Good
reactions from everybody.

132. Once you have stolen a dormmate’s room keys, reverse the lock
(so the keyhole faces INTO the room). Then loudly announce to the
victim you own the keys, but ‘let’ them win the race back to
their room. Fix the phone to continually ring for an added effect.

133. Collect and stack a bunch of beer or coke bottles (make sure that
they are glass) right in front of their door. Ring the door bell
late at night so the occupants open the door and knock down the
bottles. Crash…

134. If you have a week, fill a room with crumpled up newspaper or
popcorn.

135. Pour vinegar in the open baking soda box and close the door.
Mount Saint Whirlpool will erupt. Messy…

135. Put dry ice in the dish washer or washing machine and set the
dial to ‘Rinse.’ Mount Saint Whirlpool will erupt again.

136. Take an old record album cover. Fill the insides with shaving
cream and place it halfway under a locked door to the victim’s
room with the open end inside the room and jump on it. Messy…

137. Take someone’s door and hide it for a while. You get great
reactions from this one. They may not care at first but what
happens when they want some privacy?

138. Subscribe your neighbor to a zillion different trial magazines.
Especially ones that they wouldn’t even dream to subscibing to.

139. When your victim is in their room, push on the door so that you
can fit a penny between the door frame and the door. They’ll be
stuck!

140. Tie a string to the fire alarm’s handle and neighbor’s door.
Knock on the door. DingDingDing…

141. Tie one end of a rope to someone’s doorknob and tie other end to
a doorknob across hall. Neither party will be able to leave their
room. How long will they be able to bear their roommate?

142. In the winter, put a nice layer of water on the dorm floor and
leave the windows open.

143. Get a few buds and tape a person up. Then leave. Packing tape
works best and doesn’t hurt THAT much when you rip it off.

144. Wait until late on a school night. Get a friend and set up the
room to look as if the two of you are busy studying for a test.
Turn on some classical music at a low volume. Then, on que, begin
jumping up and down and banging chairs against the floor. Your
dormmates living directly below you will go ballistic. After
about 30 seconds, stop and return to ’studying’. The downstairs
neighbors will come up to find out what’s going on. What noise?
Wait five minutes and call them (hang-up call) to make sure that
they are in their room. Then, repeat the process many times.
When you open your door, they should be sure by then that you
are the culprit. Offer to help them find the culprit (this will
really throw them off). Of course, YOU haven’t heard anything,
so they will most likely refuse. Repeat this prank periodically
for maximum effect. The victim may begin to question their sanity.

145. In the early A.M. hours while it is still dark borrow something
noticable from the house across the street. Put it in your
victim’s yard.

146. Leave old trash paperbacks around launderettes and other public
places. Write inside the front cover: Property of Victim. I need
this book for my thesis. If found, please return to address for
a $50 reward.

147. Post ads around town for a garage sale at an unexpected person’s
house.

148. Get a somewhat long spool of rope, and when walking down the
street (acting official), get someone to assist you in measuring
a distance. Pick a spot near a corner, go around, and find
another person to hold the other end of the rope.

149. Put a paper bag with dog doo on the person’s front step and set
it on fire. Knock on the door. The victim will stomp it out.

150. Fill a plastic garbage bag with water, shaving cream, cologne,
etc., until it’s about 1/2 full. Place it right next to someone’s
door. When they break the bag when they open the door, be prepared
to help clean up. Real smelly.

151. Remove everything from someone’s room and set it up somewhere
else exactly as it was. Try moving it to the roof of a building,
front courtyard of the residence, or in the dining hall. How’d
that get there?

152. Cover the doorway with paper, just paper. Let the victim open the
door, find the paper, and break it all down. Do this as many times
as you wish. The next time, paper the door and either place bricks
or a trash can behind the door. By this time, he should just walk
through the paper. Donk…

153. Take a plastic 35mm film canister, paper punch-holes and a can of
freeze spray (at fine electronics stores everywhere). Fill the
film canister with about 1/4″ of freeze spray then add punch-holes
until the film canister is at least half full, replace the lid on
the canister. Set the canister on a desk or shelf. When the
canister pops it shoots paper all over the area. Different amounts
of liquid causes it to pop at different times. Fun to fool around
with.

154. Remove the drain pipe from the sink and put a bucket of water
balanced above the door, ready to fall on him when he opens the
door. They’re too smart too fall for the old Bucket-On-Top-Of-
The-Door gag, so they take it and empty it into their sink.

155. Shred about 5 complete newspapers and put them in a 5 gallon
bucket of hot water. Pour it on the victim’s lawn. If they try to
wash it out it will stick to the grass. If they let it dry and
try to use a lawnmower to get it out, it will cling to the grass.

156. Thanks to Pavlov, we know know about a reflex reaction caused by
a continual stimulus and some conditioning. Now, somehow get a
talking parrot and a grandfather clock. Try to babysit your
friend’s parrot or give him one as a gift. Now, make sure they
have a clock that goes off on the hour (ie. Grandfather). Train
the bird so that every night at midnight when the stiumulus
(clock) goes off it will say:
“I’ve come for your soul.”

157. You have to keep the bird in the dark and only say it once! Give
the parrot to the victim and watch his tired face.

158. Get syringe without the needle and mix it with epoxy and rubbing
alcohol. Now, within 30 minutes, fill a door crack or any thing
else you want to stay in place.

159. Armor-All is only visible when sprayed on concrete (and dried)
during a rainstorm (or lawnsprinkler). You can then write all
you want about friends all over the neighborhood. It lasts for
a good couple of rain storms.

160. Glue a quarter to the sidewalk.

161. Go into somebody’s home and turn everything in the fridge upside
down. They’ll wonder about their sanity.

162. Write “SEX” as big as you can with Vaseline in someone’s
bathroom on their mirror. For double the pleasure outline it
with toothpaste.

163. Epoxy glue doesn’t dry without the hardener; it just stays sticky. So,
be creative with it. Try the toilet seat, doorknobs, etc.. Since it
can be washed off, the victim will usually visit the sink. Put some
on the faucets, too.

164. To really smell up and smoke a person’s room, put Limburger cheese on
a radiator.

165. Catch live frogs or toads and put them in mailboxes.