“WHAT IF DR. SEUSS DID TECHNICAL WRITING”

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has
an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data
is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s
hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel on another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as
a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, ’cause
as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk, and the
microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to
flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn
off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.