1) Being told to “Think Outside the Box” when I’m in a @#$%? box all
day!

2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who
is behind me.

3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of
gunfire.

4) That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will
get a piece of cheese.

5) Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6) My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

7) 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

9) Can’t slam the door when you quit and walk out.