A young man walks into a drug store and asks the cashier for some
condoms. The cashier says “Got a good one?”

“Yup, hot date tonight! This ones pretty much in the bag she’s sexy
and givin’ it up tonight!” the man replies.

A little while later the man goes to his girlfriends house and they
sit down to eat dinner with her parents. They ask him to say grace.
So he starts saying grace quickly and nervously. He prays and prays
and prays some more.

The girl looks over to the young man and says to him “I didn’t know
that you were so religious!”

The young man says “I didn’t know your father worked at a drugstore!”