DRUNK DRIVERS….

The “Environmental Engineering News” published some rather sobering
information about punishment for drunk driving convictions in other
countries.

In Australia, the names of drunk drivers are printed in newspapers
under the caption, “He’s drunk and in jail.”

In Malaysia the driver is jailed and, if married, the spouse is jailed.

In the United Kingdom, Finland and Sweden there’s an automatic jail
term of one year.

In Turkey, drunk drivers are driven 20 miles out of town and forced
to walk back.

In Bulgaria, a second drunk-driving conviction results in capital
punishment.

In El Salvador, your first offense is your last — execution by
firing squad.

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