A world famous lawyer was duck hunting in Montana. Recently,
he attempted to cross a fence into a field to retrieve a
duck he had shot. A farmer pulled up in his pickup truck,
jumped out and asked the lawyer what he was doing on his
property.

“Getting a duck that I just shot,” he replied.

“That duck is on my side of the fence, so it is now mine,”
replied the farmer.

The lawyer asked the farmer if he recognized who he was
talking to.

“No,” replied the farmer, “and I don’t care.”

“I am Johnny Cochran, the brilliant manipulating lawyer
from the infamous OJ case,” came the reply. “I am the
lawyer that never loses a case and I’m rich because I
got paid before the Goldmans and the Browns.”

“If you don’t let me get that duck, I can sue you for your
farm, your truck, and everything else you own. I’ll leave
you penniless on the street, because I’m going to play the
race card again.”

“Well,” said the farmer, “In Montana, the law we go by is
the ‘Three Kicks’ law.”

“Never heard of it,” said Cochran.

The farmer said, “I get to kick you 3 times and if you
make it back to your feet, and are able to kick me back
3 times, the duck is yours.”

Johnny Cochran thought this over. He grew up in a tough
neighbourhood and figured he could take this old farmer.
“Fair enough”, he said.

So the farmer kicked the lawyer violently in the groin.
As he was doubled over, the farmer kicked him in the face.
And when he hit the ground, he kicked him hard in the ribs.

After several moments, Cochran slowly got back to his feet.
“All right, now it’s my turn,” said Cochran.

“Aw, forget it,” said the farmer. “You can have the duck.”