Short Free Jokes & Funny Pictures

This guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks. The guy has a few
drinks then goes to the can. The bartender says to the first
duck. “What’s your name and what did you do today?” “My
names Hughy. I went in and out of puddles all day long.”
Then he goes to the seconded duck. “What’s your name and
what you do today?” “My name is Louie and I went in and I o
ut of puddles all day long and I want to tomorrow.” Then he
goes to the last duck. “Your name must be Dughy, right?” To
which the duck replies “No! my name’s Puddles and don’t ask
me how my fuckin’ day went.”

A circus owner walks into a bar to see everyone crowded about
a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside
down pot and a duck tap-dancing on it. The circus owner was
so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.
After some wheelin’ and dealin’ they settled for $10,000 for
the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs
back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on
the pot before a whole audience and he didn’t dance a single
step!” “So?” asked the ducks former owner, “did you remember
to light the candle under the pot?”

This duck walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and
says, “Hey, buddy, your pants are down…”

This guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender,
who’s seen just about everything says, “what can I get you?” To
which the duck replies “you can start by getting this guy off
my ass.”

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