DYING OF THIRST….
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they’re
walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock
on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for
a drink.
The women says, “Sure, if you fuck me.”
The first man replies, “I would rather die in this desert, then
sleep with your fat smelly ass.”
The second man wants to live and agree’s to do the deed. The second
man and the women enter the shack, leaving the first man outside.
The women says, “fuck me then!” The man agrees to do it only if she
will close her eyes. He looks around the shack and sees a table full
of corn on the cob. He picks one up, fucks her with it and throws it
out the window. The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied
and agrees to give the gentlman and his friend some water. The man
calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give
them some water.
The friend replies, “Fuck the water, I want some more of that
buttered corn.”
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