EighteenVodkas
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay.”
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!”
On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
The man downed the first drink and shook his head, “Yeah, my wife!”
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