ELEPHANT JOKE….
How do you kill an elephant? With an elephant gun.
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant? Strangle him ’till he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant? Tell him a dirty joke so he
blushes and turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, then
shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant? Have you ever seen a yellow
elephant?
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