Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please?
Youngster: (whispering) No, he’s busy.
Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother?
Youngster: (in a whisper) She’s busy too.
Sales person: I see, how about your brother or sister? Can I speak to him?
Youngster: (whispering) No. They’re both busy too.
Sales person: (losing patience) Is there anybody else there I could talk to???
Youngster: (in a whisper) Yeah, the police are here…but they are busy too….
Sales person: ( by now quite exasperated) What are all these people doing that keeps them so busy?!!!
Youngster: (still whispering) Looking for me.
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