A lady in her late 40’s went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.

The doctor told her of a new procedure called “The Knob.” This small
knobMis planted on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to
tighten up theMskin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift
forever. Of course the woman wanted “the Knob.”

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems.

“All these years everything had been working just fine. I’ve had to
turn the knob on lots of occasions and I’ve loved the results. However,
now I have developed two annoying problems. First of all I have got
these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your
breasts.”

She replied, “Well, I guess that explains the goatee.”