A fag walks into a straight bar. The bartender says, “Get out of here, I don’t serve fags!”

The fag asks, “Is it alright if I just sit in the corner?” The bartender accepts, and the fag sits in the corner.

A few hours later, a cowboy walks in and says, “I’m so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow’s balls!” The fag calls over, “MOO!”