A farmer with a horse and buggy was going down the road when he
sees a man trying to hitch a ride. He picks the man up and they
start down the road when the farmer leans over picks up the horses
tail put his finger in the hole then pulls it out and rubs it
around his lips. The hitchhiker looks at the farmer but doesn’t
say anything until it happens twice more. The hitchhiker cant
stand it and asked the farmer what he was doing.
the farmer replied: “I have chapped lips. This doesn’t cure them
but it sure keeps you from licking them.”