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		<title>Understanding Rednecks 3</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Y’allbonics – How to speak Southern
HEIDI &#8211; noun &#8211; Greeting
HIRE YEW &#8211; Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage &#8211; “Heidi, Hire yew?”
BARD &#8211; verb &#8211; Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”
Usage “My brother bard my pick-up truck.”
JAWJUH &#8211; noun &#8211; The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage &#8211; “My brother from Jawjuh bard my [...]


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		<title>Psychiatric Hotline</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press &#8220;1&#8243; repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press &#8220;2&#8243;.
If you have multiple personalities, please press &#8220;3&#8243;, &#8220;4&#8243;, &#8220;5&#8243;, and &#8220;6&#8243;.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen [...]


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		<title>Stupid Bartender</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bar Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.
&#8220;But I paid, don&#8217;t you remember?&#8221; says the customer.
&#8220;Okay,&#8221; says the bartender, &#8220;if you said you paid, you did.&#8221;
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can&#8217;t keep track of whether [...]


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		<title>The Vibrator</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde enters a sex shop &#038; asks for a vibrator.
The man says &#8220;Choose from our range on the wall.&#8221;
She says &#8220;I&#8217;ll take the big red one.&#8221;
The man replies &#8220;That&#8217;s a fire extinguisher.&#8221;


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		<title>Doggy Farts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he&#8217;d been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of [...]


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