A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just
can’t wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system
that they have down at the station.

“Honey!” he says, “you’re not going to believe this! Down at
the station we have this new system and it’s so great. When
Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear. When Bell #2 goes
off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire truck. When
Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck.” He
excitedly tells his wife. Triumphantly he says, We’re going
to do the same thing for our sex life! When Bell #1 goes off
we are going to strip naked. When Bell #2 goes off we will
jump into bed. When Bell #3 goes off we will screw our brains
out. Let’s give a test run. OK, ready? “Bell #1!” (they strip
naked) Bell #2!” (they hop into bed) “Bell #3!” (they start
screwing there brains out) a couple of minutes later the wife
starts screaming “Oh, Bell #4! Bell #4!”.

The husband confused says,”Bell #4, What’s that?”

The wife screams “More hose! More hose! Your not reaching the
fire!!!”