FIVE DOLLAR BILL….
A little boy was given a five dollar bill to put in the collection
plate. When the offering came around, he wouldn’t put it in.
After the service was over, he went to shake hands with the parish
prest at which time he pulled out the five dollar bill and gave it
to him.
The prest asked him, “Why are you giving me this money instead of
putting it in the collection basket?”
The little boy answered, “Because my mommy told me you’re the poorest
prest we ever had!”
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