FLEAS….
A flea was waiting in a bar for another flea who was late.
When the flea finally walked in he was shivering.
“What happened?!” the first flea asked.
“Well, I hitched a ride in this one guy’s mustache and I fell
asleep. When I woke up I was freezing!” the flea replied.
“Ha Ha! You silly flea! that’s not what you do! You have to
find a pretty girl and climb up to that secret space between
her legs. It’s nice and warm and cozy there. Trust me, I know.
That’s how i got here.”
“Okay, I’ll try it!”the flea said.
The next day the first flea again had to wait for the second
flea and again he came in shivering.
“I thought you were going to follow my advice,” the first flea
said.
“I did,” the second flea replied. “I climbed up the girl’s leg
and you were right. It was warm and cozy. I fell asleep but when
I woke up I was in the guy’s mustache again!”
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