FLYING WITH A BLONDE
Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix,
the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our
engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about.
Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but
we still have three engines left.”
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more
engine has failed and the flight will take an additional
two hours. But don’t worry . . .we can fly just fine on
two engines.”
An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine
has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour.
But don’t worry… we still have one engine left.”
Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man in
the next seat and sighed, …….”If we lose one more
engine, we’ll be up here all day!”
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