FOOD JOKES….
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
A cough candy and a liquorices walk into a bar and order a round
of drinks. While they sit at the bar drinking, a Locket walks in.
The cough candy and the liquorices hide behind the bar. “what are
you doing down there?” says the bar tender “we’re not staying up
there…” says the cough candy, ” he’s menthol.”
How do they make Mogan David wine? By kicking him in the balls.
A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, “I’m sorry,
but we don’t serve food here.”
Two peanuts walked through a bad neighbourhood, and one was a-salted.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of
cottage chesse, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.”
One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? We’re cultured
individuals.”
What is so bad about being an egg?
- It takes about 6 minutes to get hard, you only get laid once,
and it is by your mom.
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