This man walks into a Gay Bar not knowing it’s a gay bar and
sits down at a table some gay guy walks up to him and says
“Wanna play football”

The man says okay and thay go behind the bar the gay guy says
“alright a burp is a touch down and a fart is a field goal.

So the man says I’m goin’ for the feild goal and the gay guy
gets a small grin on his face, the man bends over and is about
to fart and the gay guy butt f***s him the man goes what the hell
why you do that.

The gay guy says I was trying to block your field goal.