The bartender got tired of hearing these five drunks arguing
about who had the biggest dick.

So he yelled out: “I am tired of this shit. Pull them out and
put them up on the bar and I will tell you who has the biggest.”

They were drunk enough that all five of them responded and placed
their dick up on the bar.

At this time a homosexual walks in, and the bartender ask: “May
I help you?”

To which he responds: “Well, I came in for a glass of wine and a
sandwich but I think I will have the smorgasbord.”