John was talking to his fiancée, Rebecca, and he said, “Be
honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?”

To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that
you’re warm.”

“Really?” he said excitedly.

“Yes, in fact I would say that you’re the dictionary definition
of the word ‘warm’.”

John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked
his dictionary and found, “WARM: Not so hot.”