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A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women. Suddenly her
glass eye popped out and he caught it. She thanked him and asked him
if he would join her for breakfast the next day. He agreed and got
her address.
The next day he went to her house and had a lovely breakfast. He
asked, “Do you treat all men like this?”
She smiled and said, “Just the ones who catch my eye
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