GOLF GENIE….
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t
have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
“I sure do,”he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a
12 inch bic lighter.
“Wow!” said his friend, “where did you get that monster???”
“I got it from my genie.”
“You have a genie,” he asked?
“Yes, he’s right here in my golf bag.”
“Could I see him?”
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie.
The friend says, “I’m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me
one wish?”
“Yes I will,” the genie says.
So he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the
golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, “I asked for a million bucks, not
ducks!”
He answers, “I forgot to tell you, the genie is hard of hearing. Do you
really think I asked him for a 12 inch bic?”
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