GOLFING CAN BE DANGEROUS….
A husband and wife were playing golf together when the man’s
wife was severely stung by a bee. The husband ran quickly back
to the clubhouse, looking for a doctor. “Come quickly!” he said.
“My wife’s been stung by a bee.” “Where was she stung?” asked
the doctor. “Between the first and second holes.” Shouted the
husband. “Wow,” replied the doctor, “she must have a very wide
stance!”
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove
off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends
to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They
followed the plan and waited for their friend. After a considerable
time he appeared dishevelled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They
all wanted to know what happened. He explained that he went over
to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow
wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her
tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow
Titlist so he knew it was not his. A woman comes out of the
bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful
male golfer lifted the cow’s tail and asked, “Does this look like
yours?” and that was the last thing he could remember.
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