Short Free Jokes & Funny Pictures

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded ” i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i’ll go home.”

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