After he is robbed, a man decides that he needs a really
ferocious dog. He goes to a pet store and tells the clerk
that he wants the meanest dog they have.

The clerk at the pet store tells him, “l have the perfect
dog for you,” and he shows him a dog that’s just sitting
there licking his butt.

The man says to the clerk, “This doesn’t look like a very
mean dog. Do you have any others?”

The clerk responds, “This is the meanest dog l have. He just
got done eating a lawyer and he’s trying to get the taste
out of his mouth.”