GORILLA JOKES….
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
“That will be $17.50 please” says the bartender thinking the
gorilla was stupid being an animal. So the gorilla gives the
bartender his money and starts to sip his beer. “You know we
don’t very many gorillas in here” mutters the bartender. The
gorilla replies, “At these prices i’m not surprised.”
A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms. “I just
bought this fella as a pet,” he explained. “We have no
children, so he’s going to live with us, just like one of the
family. He’ll eat at our table, even sleep in the bed with me
and the wife.” “But what about the smell?” Someone asked. To
which the ape replied “Oh, i’ll get used to it!!!”
A guy walks into a bar with an ape under his arm, he puts it
on the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender sees the ape and
says, “Hey buddy, what’s with the ape?” The guy says “I tell ya
what pal, this ape gives the best blowjob on the planet’ The
bartender looks at him and says “Get the fuck outta here and
take your overgrown monkey with you!” The guy says “take the
ape in the back and if your not satisfied, I’m outta here” Ten
minutes later the bartender comes out of the back room with the
ape, drops it on the bar and says “DAMN, that was the best
blowjob I’ve ever had, I’ll give you $500 for it.” The guy goes
“Sorry pal, it’s not for sale.” The bartender says “I’ll go as
high as $2000.” “SOLD”, the guy yells, and walks out of the bar.
The bartender quickly closes up, grabs the ape and heads home.
When he opens the door to his house, his wife is standing in
the kitchen, she says “what the hell is that?” He puts the ape
down in front of his wife and says “Teach it to cook and then
get the fuck out!”
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