GOT BALLS….
The Brooklyn Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly
collections from all the private businesses that they were
protecting. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided
to use a deaf person for this job. Using Mafia reasoning, they
figured if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able to communicate
to the police what he was doing.
Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picked up well over
$50,000. Foolishly, he got greedy and decided to keep the money.
He then stashed it in a safe place.
The Mafia soon realized that their collection money was late. The
godfather sent a couple of his toughest hoods after the deaf collector.
When the hoods found the deaf collector they asked him where the money
was.
The deaf collector couldn’t communicate with them, so the hoodlums
dragged the guy to a local Brooklyn interpreter.
The Mafia hood said to the interpreter, “Ask him where da money is.”
The interpreter signed, “Where’s the money?”
The deaf man replied, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
The interpreter told the hood, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re
talking about.”
The hoodlum pulled out a .38 pistol and placed it in the ear of the
deaf collector. “Now ask him where da money is.”
The interpreter signed, “Where is the money?”
The deaf man signed, “The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the
third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate.”
The interpreter turned to the hood, “He says he still doesn’t know
what you’re talking about. He also says he doesn’t think you have the
balls to pull the trigger!”
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