GRANDPA….
Little Johnny comes home from school one day to find Old Gramps
in the living room drinking a rye and coke.
Little Johnny asks, “Old Gramps, can I have a sip of that?”
Old Gramps replies, “No, Little Johnny, you’re too young to
drink this.”
Little Johnny asks again, “Please, Gramps, just a sip?” Old Gramps
thinks about it for a minute and replies, “Ok, I’ll tell you what,
Little Johnny. If your dick can touch your asshole, I’ll give you
a sip of my rye and coke.”
So Little Johnny thinks about it, and decides that he won’t be
able to do it, so he shrugs and walks off into the kitchen. About
10 minutes later, after Old Gramps has finished his drink, he
enters the kitchen to find Little Johnny eating chocolate chip
cookies.
Old Gramps says, “Hey, Little Johnny, give me one of those
chocolate chip cookies!” And Little Johnny replies, “Gramps, can
your dick touch your asshole?” Old Gramps thinks about it for a
second and says, “Well, yeah..”
To which Little Johnny replies, “Well then go screw yourself, cuz
Grandma made these cookies for me!”
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