GUINNESS….
These two men walked into a bar.
“What do you want to drink, Donkey?” one of the men asked.
“A..A…A pa…pa..pi..pint o..of gi…gi..gi Guinness A..a pint of
Guinness please.”
The other man goes up to the bar. “Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate
Donkey.” The guy takes the drinks back. “Here you go,Donkey.”
Later when they finished their drinks the guy says to Donkey, “It’s your
round Donkey. Go get us a pint o’ Guinness.”
Donkey goes to the bar. “T..T…T..two pa..pa…pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi..
gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness please.”
When the barman was sure Donkey’s friend wasn’t listening he said, “I think
it’s an awful cheek him calling you Donkey.”
“Oh,” Donkey replies, “He..aw he..aw he..aw he always calls me that.”
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