Guy walks into a bar
This guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $100 bills and says to the bartender, what’s that for. The bartender says put a $100 and I’ll tell ya. so the guy does and the bartender says well first you have to drink this whole bottle of whisky. Then you hafta go knock out the bouncer with one punch then you must go downstairs and get a tooth from the bulldog. After that you go upstairs and screw the lesbian lady. So the drinks the whisky, knocks out the bouncer and then goes down for the tooth. Everyone hears a moaning sound and then the guy comes up and says, now where’s that bitch with the loose tooth.
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