GYNECOLOGIST….
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he
begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what I’m doing?”
“Yes,” she says, “you’re checking for any abrasions or
dermatolegical abnormalities.”
“That’s right,” says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.
“Do you know what I’m doing now?” he asks.
“Yes,” says the woman, “you’re checking for any lumps of breast
cancer.”
“That’s right,” replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual
intercourse with the woman. He says to her, “Do you know what
I’m doing now?”
“Yes,” she says. “You’re getting herpes.”
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