Goulish Jokes The professor was removing organs from the
deceased before his students, all the while saying, “. . .
and this is the heart, and this is the liver,and this is the
kidney, and this is . . .”

“What the heck is the professor doing?” asked a student.

“Shh! He’s giving an organ recital.”

You heard about the little mouse who looked up, saw a bat, and
thought it was his fairy godmother?

Bloodshed - where the Red Cross keeps the plasma Blood Vessel -
That’s how it gets overseas

Cemetary - bone zone.

Headline: Due to strike, grave-digging at cemetary will be done
by skeleton crews.

Epitaph on tombstone of old maid: You can take it with you.

Two old guys watching a funeral cortege:
Guy 1: “Who died?”
Guy 2: “I’m not sure but I think it’s the guy in the first car.”

Guy 1: “Why are you putting a wreath on that fuse box?”
Guy 2: “My brother got the electric chair one year ago today.”

A kid stole a sign from a nursery and stuck it in front of a
funeral parlor. It read: LET US DO YOUR PLANTING FOR YOU.

Undertaker - the last guy to let you down.

Jack the Ripper’s mother said to Jack, “How come you never go
out with the same girl twice?”

The deceased’s family couldn’t afford a stone, so they just
left his head out.

A man has his wife cremated and as he watches the smoke come out,
he says, “That’s the first time I ever saw her hot.”

Funeral director - a guy who tries to look sad during a ten
thousand-dollar funeral.

Man: “Doctor, I have a bad time every night. As I look out my
bedroom window, I see the ghosts of my ancestors sitting on top
of the fence posts. They sit there staring and howling. What can
I do?” Doctor: “Sharpen the tops of the fence posts.”

A ghost floats up to the bartender : “Do you serve spirits
in here?”

Mummy - an Egyptian pressed for time.

Undertaker - the last man to box John L. Sullivan.

Sign on electric chair: “You can be sure if it’s Westinghouse.