A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with
no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred
to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor
asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get
these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across
my scalp and..”. He is interrupted by the doctor, “And
a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear”.

“Yes! Exactly! How did you know?”

“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist,
you know. But I myself suffered from that same type
of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension
in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every
day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she
would squeeze her legs together with all her strength
and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head.
Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let
me know how it goes”. Two weeks go by and the man is
back, “Well, how do you feel?”

“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache
since I started this treatment! I can’t thank you enough.
And, by the way you have a lovely home.”