HELL….
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that
the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is
to select his first punishment. First room has a young guy
on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks
to see the next room. The next room has a middle aged guy
being tortured with fire. The new guy immediately asks to
see the third room. It has an really old guy chained to the
wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous blonde. The guy jumps
at the chance and takes the room. The devil walks into the
room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says “okay stop now
you’ve been relieved”.
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