HICKBONICS….
Hickbonics/English dictionary:
BARE – (noun) – An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage: “Ah thank ah’ll have a bare.”
IGNERT – (adjective) – Not smart. See “Arkansas native.”
Usage: “Them bammer boys sure are ignert!”
RANCH – (noun) – A tool used for tight’nin’ bolts.
Usage: “I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago.”
ALL – (noun) – A petroleum based lubricant.
Usage: “I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck.”
FAR – (noun) – A conflagration.
Usage: “If my brother from Jawjuh don’t change the all in my pickup
truck, that thing’s gonna catch far.”
TAR – (noun) – A rubber wheel.
Usage: “Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don’t git a flat
tar in my pickup truck.”
TIRE – (noun) – A tall monument.
Usage: “Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, I sure do hope to see
that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime.”
RETARD – (verb) – To stop working. Usage: “My grampaw retard at age 65.”
FAT – (noun), (verb) – a battle or combat; to engage in battle or
combat.
Usage: “You younguns keep fat’n, n’ ah’m gonna whup y’uh.”
RATS – (noun) – Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: “We Southerners are willin’ to fat for are rats.”
FARN – (adjective) – Not domestic.
Usage: “I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed…must be from some farn
country.”
DID – (adjective) – Not alive.
Usage: “He’s did, Jim.”
EAR – (noun) – A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
Usage: “He cain’t breathe…give ‘im some ear!”
BOB WAR – (noun) – A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: “Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.”
JU HERE – (noun) and (verb) contraction.
Usage: “Ju here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob
war fence cump’ny?”
HAZE – a contraction.
Usage: “Is Bubba smart?” “Nah…haze ignert. He ain’t thanked but a
minnit’n ‘is laf.”
SEED – (verb) – past tense of “to see”.
VIEW – contraction: (verb) and pronoun.
Usage: “I ain’t never seed New York City… view?”
GUBMINT – (noun) – A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: “Them gubmint boys shore is ignert .”
HEIDI – (noun) -Greeting.
HIRE YEW – Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: Heidi,
Hire yew?”
BARD – (verb) – Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”
Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”
JAWJUH – (noun) – The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck.”
BAMMER – (noun) – The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage: “A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20,000,000 in
improvements.”
MUNTS – (noun) – A calendar division.
Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain’t herd
from him in munts.”
THANK – (verb) – Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: “Ah thank ah’ll have a bare.”
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