HOMOSEXUALS….
Two semi-drunk gentlemen are sitting at the local bar and
somehow get into a conversation about the size of their
penises. The tall gentleman says, “You know Pete, I bet
you my penis is bigger than yours!” The fat tubby gent
says, “Shit, there’s no way your penis is bigger than mine,
mine’s the biggest. The gentlemen continue the bragging,
when the bartender come over and says, “Sorry to interrupt
the conversation, but I heard you gentlemen discussing the
size of your dicks, you can brag all you want, but everyone
knows I have the biggest dick here, without a doubt.”
“Screw it,” the tall man said, “Look at this monster”, and
whipped out his dick and slaps it on the bar, saying,
“Beat That”. The short man laughs whips out his dick and
slaps that on the bar, and says, “Think that’s big, check
that out.” Finally the bartender, glowing with confidence
pulls out an 8 foot dick, sets it on the table and says,
“Told you”, just then a homosexual walks into the bar and
the bartender asks, “what’cha want fella?” The homo smiles
and says, “No Beer for me, I’ll just have the BUFFET!”
What would you get if mixed Daniel Hendrick’s sperm with Mike
Tyson’s? – A fag that could beat the shit out of you.
A straight guy walks into a gay bar. He says to the bar tender,
“I’ll have a beer.” Two gay guys sitting at the bar next to him
say,” would you like to have a farting contest with us?” The
straight guy says,” sure!” So the first gay guy farts and it
sounds like a nice cool breeze Then the second gay guy farts
and it also sounds like a nice cool breeze Now it is the
straight guys turn and he lets out a long, stinky, loud fart.
The two gay guys look at each other and say, “Must be a Virgin”
Two gay guys walking past a funeral home one says to the other
“Do you want to go inside and suck down a couple cold ones.”
A gay guy walks into a bar, goes up to another sitting there
having a drink and says, “Hey, can I push your stool in for you?”
Gay guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says he
doesn’t want his kind in the bar. Gay guy says “I’ll go to the
corner booth and not bother anyone” so the bartender agrees and
gives him a beer. Next night the gay guy comes in with his
brother, who is also gay. Same conversation as before. Next
night, the two gay guys come in with their cousin, who is also
gay. Bartender says “Damn, doesn’t anyone in your family eat
pussy?” Gay guy says “Yeah, my sister… but she doesn’t drink
beer.”
So these two gay dicks walk by a gay bar, the first Dick look at
the other and say: “Let’s go in there and get shit face.”
This kid walks in his house and sees his Dad. He has a big smile
on his face and his Dad knows he has something to tell him.
“Daddy, I just wanted to tell you that I just lost my virginity!”
The Dad says: “Oh! that’s my boy, now you’re a man, come and sit
next to me and tell me all about it.” The boy replies: “Not yet
Daddy, my ass is still hurting!”
A gay guy walks into a bar with a small paper bag and says “the
guy that can tell me what’s in this bag can go home with me
tonight.” An big mean oversized biker turns and says “there is
a 20 ton pink polka dotted elephant in your bag”. The room erupts
with laughter. The gay guy opens the bag, peeks in and says “I
think we have a winner”.
A guy walks into a bar and says “I’m so thirsty, I could lick
the sweat off a cow’s balls.” A gay guy in the corner goes
“MOOOOOOO!”.
How do you get four gay guys on one stool? – Turn it over.
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