HOW CAN WE UNDERSTAND MEN?….
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don’t think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE !!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ….WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
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