An older couple were in bed, and the husband was trying
to go to sleep. The wife felt like talking much to the husband’s
displeasure.

When we were courting you used to hold my hand, the wife said. So
the husband reached over held her hand for a moment and then settled
down to sleep.

Then you used to kiss me, she said. The husband sighed and rolled
over and gave her a peck on the check. He then tried to go to sleep
again.

After that you used to bite my neck, said the wife. The husband
angrily threw back the covers, and got out of bed. The wife said,
where are you going?

The husband replied, to get my teeth.