I ALREADY PAID….
A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he
owed 4 dollars.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer.
“Okay,” said the bartender. “If you say you paid, you did.”
The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender
couldn’t keep track of his customers’ bills. The second man then
rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came time to pay he pulled the
same stunt.
The barkeep replied, “If you say you paid, I’ll take your word for
it.”
Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told
him how to get free drinks.
The man hurried into the bar and began to drink high balls when,
suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said, “You know, a funny
thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither
paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is
going to get punched right in the nose.”
“Don’t bother me with your troubles,” the final patron
responded. “Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
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