Posted by: sahil | Category: Animal Jokes | Comments (0)
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
“But I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said the idiot, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”
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