A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong,
but not enough to back down without an argument.

So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was
clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it
had caused.

So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he’d buy her a gift.

“Any thing at all, my love”, the guy said, overcome with remorse.

“Oh, I don’t know”, she replied, “You really shouldn’t do this you
know. But, if you are, just get me something really expensive, that
I don’t need.”

The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy.