What’s the difference between the Indian team and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!

What’s the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?
Saddam Hussein has more victories.

Why was Md.Kaif not getting a chance to play for the Indian team, though brimming with talent? Because he is from
Luck’no’w!

Wife of a cricketer at a gift shop: “I’d like a 100 runs, please, for my husband’s birthday. It’s something he’s always wanted!

A batsman storms into the pavilion. “Terrible. I have never played so bad before.”
The captain looks up: “Oh! You have played before, have you?