Phrases for you to use in an interview:

“I’m extremely adept at all manner of office organization”
I’ve used Microsoft Office.

“I’m honest, hard-working and dependable”
I pilfer office supplies.

“I take pride in my work”
I blame others for any mistakes.

“I’m personable”
I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

“I am very adaptable”
I’ve changed jobs a lot.

“I am on the go”
I’m never at my desk.

“I’m highly motivated to succeed”
The minute I find a better job, I’m outta here.