Short Free Jokes & Funny Pictures

A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for

physicals for the first time in their lives. The doctor

examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy

but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home

and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she

goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings

(BB’s) and mixes them into their food. Several days later

the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he is

pissing BB’s. She tells him that it is normal because she

had put them in his food. Later the middle son comes to her

and says that he is crapping BB’s. Again, she says that it

is OK!

That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says

“Ma, you won’t believe what happened”.

She says “I know, you’re passing BB’s”.

“No”, he says. “I was out behind the barn jacking off and I

shot the dog”.

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